HALLOWEEN BUYING GUIDE HALLOWEEN IN THE NEWS HALLOWEEN 2016 HOME
MAIN CONTENTS
HALLOWEEN MONSTER JOKES
Frankenstein Humor
Q: How can you tell that Doctor Victor Frankenstein had a good sense of humor?A: Because he kept his monster in stitches. Q: Who did Frankenstein take to the prom?A: His ghoul friend.Q: What monster flies his kite in a rain storm? A: Benjamin Frankenstein Q: What did the mad scientist eat on Halloween?A: Frankenfurters with Ketchup
Q: How can you tell that Doctor Victor Frankenstein had a good sense of humor?A: Because he kept his monster in stitches.
Q: Who did Frankenstein take to the prom?A: His ghoul friend.Q: What monster flies his kite in a rain storm? A: Benjamin Frankenstein
Q: What did the mad scientist eat on Halloween?A: Frankenfurters with Ketchup
Mummy Humor Q: What's a MUMMY's favorite music?A: wRAP Music! Q: Why do mummies make excellent spies?A: They're good at keeping things under wraps Q: How do mummies hide? A: They wear masking tape. Q: Why did the mummy call the doctor?A: Because he was coffin Q: What's a mummy's favorite music? A: Ragtime. Q: Where do mummies go for a swim?A: To the dead sea
Mummy Humor
Q: What's a MUMMY's favorite music?A: wRAP Music!
Q: Why do mummies make excellent spies?A: They're good at keeping things under wraps
Q: How do mummies hide? A: They wear masking tape.
Q: Why did the mummy call the doctor?A: Because he was coffin Q: What's a mummy's favorite music? A: Ragtime.
Q: Where do mummies go for a swim?A: To the dead sea
Werewolf Humor
Q: What kind of monster is safe to put in the washing machine? A: A wash and wear wolf Q: Mommy, Mommy, the kids all call me a werewolf.A: Never mind, dear, now go and comb your face. Q: What if you crossed a rabbit with a wolf?A: You'd get a harewolf. Q: What would you get if you crossed a wolf with a polyester jacket?A: A wash-and-wearwolf.
Q: What kind of monster is safe to put in the washing machine? A: A wash and wear wolf
Q: Mommy, Mommy, the kids all call me a werewolf.A: Never mind, dear, now go and comb your face.
Q: What if you crossed a rabbit with a wolf?A: You'd get a harewolf.
Q: What would you get if you crossed a wolf with a polyester jacket?A: A wash-and-wearwolf.
HALLOWEEN LINKS HALLOWEEN JOKES HOME
Sitemap About Halloween Online Reprint Information Terms of Use Halloween Online is the single largest resource for quality Halloween information, articles, instruction and entertainment on the Internet. The Halloween Online staff has created this site and its content to help make your Halloween celebration as fun and frightful as possible. All information on this website (halloween-online.com) is Copyright ©1994 - 2016 Halloween Online™. All Rights Reserved.
