What type of music do
ghosts prefer?
Spirituals, of course.
What would you call the ghost of a door-to-door salesman?
A dead ringer.
What did the mother
ghost say to the baby ghost?
"Don't spook until you're spooken to."
What do little ghosts
drink?
Evaporated milk.
What do you get when you bite a ghost
A mouth full of sheet
When do ghosts usually
appear?
Just before someone screams.
What do ghosts serve for dessert?
Ice Scream
What's a ghost's
favorite breakfast?
Ghost Toasties with booberries.
Why are so few ghosts arrested?
It's hard to pin anything on them.
What's a haunted
chicken?
A poultry-geist
What do you call a ghost in a torn sheet?
A holy terror.
What did the little ghost have in his rock collection?
Tombstones
Where do baby ghosts go
during the day?
Dayscare centers
What kind of mistakes do
spooks make?
Boo boos
Where do ghosts mail their
letters?
At the ghost office
Why did the ghost cross the
road?
To get to "THE OTHER SIDE"
What do you call a ghost with
a broken leg?
Hoblin' Goblin.
What happens when a ghost gets
lost in a fog?
He's mist
What do you call a
roomful of ghosts?
A bunch of boo-boos.
What's a ghoul's favorite game?
Hide-And-Go-Shriek!
Why did the ghost starch
her sheet?
She wanted everyone to be scared stiff.
